Wednesday, March 17, 2010

US Census: Get Your Fair Share!

** CAUTION:  Unhinged DeviledEgg Rant! **

I hate what our country has become!!!

I just got a letter in the mail from a bureaucratic fink named Robert M. Groves and he urges me to fill my census form so my city and state can "Get our fair share!"

That's right America! It's a free for all!  So grab with both hands.  You know those bastards the next state over will be snagging theirs and then some!  Get it before it's gone!

Dirty Hank and Bush's gang of pirates looted the treasury so the the Wall Street banksters could get their fair share!  Now it's your turn.  Grab yo piece of Uncle Obama's stash!

So what exactly would be my "fair share" of negative $100 Trillion Bajillion Dollars? 
Because that's what's in Uncle Sam's bank account, a big, fat negative number.  It's a pile of IOU's written on toilet paper.  There's your fair share America!  Tear off a corner and stick it to your face next time you nick yourself shaving.

Maybe if the feral government wouldn't confiscate our money and "spread it around" to acorn and other useless socialist gangsters and corporate crony crapitalists, we wouldn't need a "fair share."


It is sickening what this country has turned in to.

When I got to the bottom of that letter, the polyglot  banga-thong-gong-boo-boo-cachinga-TV antenna gibberish almost made me boil over.  Our melting pot is now a smelting pot.


Ray said...

It really should say "so the permanent dem created underclass gets their fair share of expected handouts" because they don't do squat for you and me in DC, NADA.

I don't get a dime yet I'm freakin' crippled for life and still work for a living. ;)

Fredd said...

I just filled ours out. What galls me to no end is their emphasis on what race each housemember is. What the hell difference does that make to anyone?

They want to know how many blondes are in your household, and they have predetermined that blondes aleady have enough resources, and accordingly they will restrict or further confiscate resources from the blonde districts and spread it to the redhead districts.

There's no other reason they need to know what race anyone is. Whatever happened to our color blind society dreams? We will never reach them with this bunch in charge.

Pamela D. Hart said...

I received my census yesterday. Needless to say, I'm in no hurry to fill it out.

I want to know why they want my name! and the names of everyone living in my house. When they vote on legislation they don't say Pamela D. Hart, et al. said NO to Health Care--if they even CARE that I say NO to health care.

They need the # of people living in my house--period.

Ray said...

That's right Fred...It's always the libs classifying and segregating people, not to mention the liberal "Black Congressional Caucus"! Talk about racist!!!

Try creating a "Caucasian Congressional caucus" and see what happens. (please no one give me that "for 200 yrs it was a Caucasian caucus".

Because that means nothing to me nothing at all. I don't owe any race anything and neither do you all!

WomanHonorThyself said...

It is sickening what this country has turned in to...sorry I feel for ya!

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Good rant and I agree with all the above. As to the question of race on the form just check "other" and write in American.

KOOK said...

I got mine the other day. That is exactly what I did. I checked other and wrote American.

I went ahead and put my name and the names of my family members. What? they can't already look up the address on whitepages?

I did not put ages or birthdays...what point?

I think there are different forms throughout the country, becuase some people have talked about things that mine did not have.

Finntann said...

I say we start a movement, as far as race goes...check "some other race", and write in Human. It's completely honest and scientifically correct, let the libs be the racists dividing us into categories and classes.

If they call, innocently ask what difference does my skin color make....and if they persist go down the line of...well, it's sort of a pinkish brown. If they ask where your ancestors are from, say "America".

Title 13, Chapter 7, Subtitle 2 says "anyone who willfully gives an answer that is false could be fined up to $500.
I'd love to see them try and take you to court...and prove that "human" is a willfully false answer.

Now if you go to I discoverd the following anomalies, one slightly entertaining, the other kind of scary.

The explanatory information for 5 asks for the last, first, and MI for each person living in the home. Yet gives as justification "listing the name of each person in the household helps the respondent to include all members, particularly in a large household where a respondent may forget who was counted and who was not.

Who the hell forgets who's living in their household? My father was one of 13 kids, I seriously doubt my grandfather ever forgot who was living there and who was not.

For item 9 the explanatory information for requesting a persons race includes "State goverments use the data to determine congressional, state and local voting districts"


So we are gerrymandering voting districts by race now are we? A white district? A black district? A latino district? Or are we using it to dilute the power of white, black, or latino voters by adjusting borders to a preferred majority? Sounds like the perfect supreme court challenge.

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Journalizer said...

Hey everyone, I felt the same way as you. I couldn't bear to fill mine out because I felt violated by sharing personal information. Especially because lately I am very aware of how overreaching our government is.

... but then I googled "has the census added questions?" and I found out that not much has changed in census questions since 1790. However, one of the big changes is that they removed the question asking whether you were insane or an idiot.

Census in the Constitution
Has your census arrived?-Yahoo Answers

Finntann said...

Try: what kind of house you live in and whether you own or rent has only been asked since 1890.

Race has only been requested since 1970

Silverfiddle said...

"one of the big changes is that they removed the question asking whether you were insane or an idiot."

That's a good one! Looking at the state of our nation, I would say that population percentage has increased dramatically since 1790!

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