The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the current government.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed!
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they come in all sizes and colors,
they are not perfect
and they can be bought on the cheap
And like our current administration should be flushed after use.
(1)Hey it's a patriotic thing to do considering what liberals use as the alternative, their genocide they insist on calling abortion.
(2)are they made in China like everything else?
(3)If so, Confucius say: Watch out for very expensive pinholes!
(4):)
Expensive indeed! To the taxpayer.
And if you purchase a framed copy of this Seal directly from the White House, you will also receive a free bag of sand and one year's supply of Vaseline, paid for by your tax dollars.
Reverend. I heard they were stopping the vaseline and just using the sand...
Expensive "cumming and going" and somehow we always get the bills for others' mistakes, but no one pays for ours? At least mine I know.
and no, not "that" mistake..Haven't made "the big one" in this lifetime thank goodness. Amazing what can happen when you're careful huh? I guess "why be careful" when there's always the "free clinic" F'n animals.
And to think Ray, all those years you missed having irresponsible fun on the taxpayer's dime.
You had to go and be responsible. Sucker!
I say that sh** every day jokingly to someone or another, really. I said it to the wench from the IRS the other day.
That occurred last week when I was raggin on em' for working for a tax cheat when my month late electronic refund became an Obama-Geithner black hole delay victim, when I spent 20 on the phone with sister sledge at her part time job apparently.
I dunno, They show sounded the same yo.
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