Saturday, December 11, 2010

A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend.  She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... I'm thinking of beer.  Never mind.

8 comments:

Linda said...

I posted something like this about a 'real man' awhile back. Wine...but I don't drink, so I'm grateful for my strong hubby who is there for me!

Silverfiddle said...

:)

I am very grateful for my awesome wife as well. I just think things like this are funny...

Finntann said...

Hmmmmm.......Beer!

Left Coast Rebel said...

Awesome!

Bastiatarian said...

Haha! That was good.

I don't drink, so I'll just apply it to my Strat.

Silverfiddle said...

Guitars can be very therapeutic.

in the vanguard said...

L'Chaim, man!
Or should I say, lady!

Silverfiddle said...

L'Chaim, indeed!

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