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| As soon as he figures out how to walk through that gate holding an umbrella, he'll take care of the economy, health care, Wall Street, Iraq , Afghanistan , unemployment... |
And now some e-mail delivered humor, courtesy of Uncle Silverfiddle...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promise Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement fund, etc...
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
5 comments:
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Good ones, all!
LMAO, Thanks Silver!
He may still be at that gate
Holy crap, he can't figure out how to go through a gate with an umbrella? And he's (supposedly) the leader of the free world. Thank god we only have two more years of bozo.
This pic is hilarious, Doug! And I see leftists just about everyday in similar situations. The lack of common sense (never mind critical analysis) is astounding. These creeps don't know how to do anything practical. The all live in a world of theory, perpetuated by years of drug abuse, and living in a narrow world without diversity. In other words, they only speak among themselves, therefore have not developed the maturity to see philosophy in other forms.
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