Saturday, April 10, 2010

The Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals

We've all see this before, but it's worth reading again...

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.  (Unless it's a foreign religion, of  course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll tell his friends so they can have a good laugh.
A liberal will get angry because he's "offended".


BTW, if you've got some time, go visit Crash The Tea Party.   Like Alex Jones, I can't figure out if it's a genuine failed idea of a dimwitted liberal or if it is a put-on by some tea party jokers...

HT to What Makes Us Right


Endo_2011 said...

Kurt, well done,

By the way, have you checked out the action over at "crash the tea party"

Silverfiddle said...

No I had not until just now. Thanks for the tip! Mussolini would be proud of those people. That's probably worth a blog post...

Linda said...

These tendencies must be programmed into the liberal DNA. It is true of every lib I have encountered.

The crash site is probably's their "modus operandi."

Joe said...

If you want to know the basic difference between liberals and conservatives, attend a rally of each.

Watch which site the city has to send special waste management to to clean up.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Always a good reminder. The crash site I believe is an off-shoot of the Hutaree group only from the left,,nutsos

Silverfiddle said...

Not just waste management, Joe. HazMat!

Ray said...

Good oldie and goodie, we need to repost all these things to keep em showing up in searches.

Snarky Basterd said...

I always love reading this ... and the Crash The Tea Party link? Please, I see anyone April 15 carrying a racist sign I'll be sure to rub their website in their face, while I'm talking to the local reporters about it.

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